WELL. I think right now would be a good time to flock the shittles out of this journal.

After five years of being friends w/ people who mainly had this WONDERFUL 'don't care, don't wanna know' policy when it came to the internet, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to face the fact that it's 2009, and by now the entire world has joined us on the interwebbers.

Now it's not that I don't like the world in general. It's just that I am deeply, DEEPLY ASHAMED of the shit we get up to here (with the exception of face_o_b, where no one has any shame EVER), and would like to get the number of people who watch me embarrass myself down to something that isn't the current 'EVERYONE IN THE WHOLE UNIVERSE'

Sooooo I'm flocking. Most fics are posted outside my lj so they will stay open, but some (just a handful, though) I've decided to keep locked. BUT ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, I have no freal friending policy. Just drop me a quick note over hurr so that I know you're not my grandpa and I'll probably friend you right back. YEP.

Uhm. THAT IS ALL. FOR NOW.

:DDD

Eta: Ok. I won't be locking EVERYTHING from now on, but count on about 80% ...HAHA GAWD, DOES THAT EVEN MATTER? No. Probably not.

Poll #1413562 I think someone is proctrastinating. YES I AM LOOKING AT YOU.
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You kow someone's got one month left of paid account when...

A SHITLOAD OF MUH-MUH-MUHLIN GIFS

Best M/A song ever: Men - The Dodos

Peter just called to say he saw a slug eating a chip!

ugh big essay due friday and I am not feeling the love. Would you write it for me in exchange for any given payment?

Why do I do these things?

UGH, LIFE.

BE BACK POST-MONDAY! 'Scuses for disappearing. Have not forgotten anyone. HAVE SEEN ALL INCOMING EMAILS. WILL REPLY TO EVERYTHING + SPAM. COME MONDAY/TUESDAY.

Have a good weekend, peoples! :D

AAAHH SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT D:

Woke up at THREE. Was supposed to wake up hours earlier. Hoouuurrrs. Was gonna go to the city, buy a bra, a superman outfit (noooot kidding), and a CAKE. But apparently, the fact I sleep like the dead doesn't even matter because the shops are closed today. UGH UGH UGH ASCENSION, I care for you not. Why not just open the city for the hardcore atheists for a day? JUST US. By the entrance they'll have a guard screaming at people, 'EVOLUTION: TRUTH OR FARCE?' and only those who answer with 'AS A TRUE SCIENTIFICALLY MINDED PERSON I CANNOT RULE OUT THE LIKELIHOOD (NO MATTER HOW MINUSCULE) OF ANY POSSIBILITY!' get to come in, because being PC is hot. And then we shop for bras. OR, it can be a Jews/Muslims/Hindus day! The rest of Dutchland will remember (well, more like, 'ponder heavily') how Hesus took the two-way escalator up to heaven, while the rest of us contemplate world peace while deciding on bra sizes. I CAN FIT IN THAT GROUP! I can be a bit less secular for a day. I CAN. And if pretending to be more religious than I am in order to buy a bra and/OR get a discount isn't Jewish, then I don't know what is.

LOLOL look at that paragraph. How many people did I just piss off within the span of ten lines? I should get a medal.

I have a book to read. Before tomorrow. Because there's an essay due on Monday. I should do that now. I should reaaally really go do that now. I should seeerrriously go--

OH HEY how about I make a list of all the fics I haven't finished yet. SHORT TERM MEMORY GAME! I have no idea what I just said three seconds ago, what book I have to read? I don't know anything about a book WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT I HAVE NO BOOK TO READ.

( I actually have a list of these on PAPER on my notice board. Me. I don't even have my DOCTOR APPOINTMENTS ON MY NOTICE BOARD. Hello, my name is Derryere and these are my priorities: )

Now, on a different note, before I really have to stop pretending I don't have shit to do, a very awkward bout of linkage for LJ. I have no explanation for this. Uuuhhmmm. Yep.

at least it would seem that we don't | M/A | AU | NC17 | WARNING/SUMMARY/PROMPT: "Arthur/Merlin, reincarnation, one time they get re-born as brothers." Click at own risk!

Other than that, I have little else to share. BE HAPPY FOR IT. Fhdjfhg gonna go read now. Funtimes!