H ([info]derryere) wrote,
@ 2009-06-09 23:49:00
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Are YOU doing what you're supposed to be doing?
Poll #1413562 I think someone is proctrastinating. YES I AM LOOKING AT YOU.
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 35

You kow someone's got one month left of paid account when...

A SHITLOAD OF MUH-MUH-MUHLIN GIFS

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in one epic post that will roundhouse my ADSL, yeah!
11 (31.4%)

One each day for, like, a MONTH. Prolongue ze plezah~
11 (31.4%)

I don't like Merlin. Also, I have a turdface.
1 (2.9%)

Just don't do it at all, man. (<- PICK THIS AND RISK DEFRIENDATION)
0 (0.0%)


12 (34.3%)

Best M/A song ever: Men - The Dodos

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Mean: 7.86 Median: 8 Std. Dev 1.77
1 0 (0.0%)
2 0 (0.0%)
3 0 (0.0%)
4 0 (0.0%)
5 5 (22.7%)
6 0 (0.0%)
7 2 (9.1%)
8 5 (22.7%)
9 6 (27.3%)
10 4 (18.2%)

Peter just called to say he saw a slug eating a chip!

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26 (100.0%)

ugh big essay due friday and I am not feeling the love. Would you write it for me in exchange for any given payment?

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I'll think about it
12 (37.5%)

Yes
9 (28.1%)

No
4 (12.5%)

I am emailing your mentor right now!
1 (3.1%)

Get. Off. The. Internet.
6 (18.8%)

Why do I do these things?

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From Russia, with Love | M/A | NC17 | Arthur is the dude from the Lord of War! Which sucked! But there's a heating unit! In Russia! It's mainly porn! Aaah!
26 (89.7%)

Best Intentions Aside | M/A | NC17 | HAHAHAHA, what have I DONE. "The chick? Is a dude."
26 (89.7%)


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[info]frostheavens
2009-06-09 10:00 pm UTC (link)
I have no idea what I have just answered in your poll. I may have in fact offered you my soul and picked what you will do with it. All cool with me as long as there is porn. Always porn.

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[info]cherrybina
2009-06-09 10:14 pm UTC (link)
OKAY. SO. Song? I think I already told you this (DID I ALREADY TELL YOU THIS?) but this is the best M/A song I've heard to date. However I am holding out from giving it a 10 because who knows what might come along some day. Maybe someone will write a song called THE SLUTTY MANSERVANT AND HIS PRETTY BLOND PRINCE. And it will be about boys being stupid boys and doing stupid boy things and there will be porn RIGHT THERE IN THE SONG. AND THEN HOW WILL I FEEL ABOUT GIVING THIS SONG A 10? So I'm leaving the door open.

As hilarious as that face was in the ep, it is so much better in an endless loop like that. OH BRADLEY <3

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[info]suaine
2009-06-09 10:25 pm UTC (link)
DUDE I THOUGHT THOSE WERE YOU! Seriously.

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[info]la_dissonance
2009-06-09 10:27 pm UTC (link)
OOOOO, poll so shiny. Nevertheless, I'm not quite sure what just happened. I DID make sure to avoid picking the answer that would result in defriendation, thanks for that.


Is the 'any' part of the 'any given payment' at your discretion or ours? IT COULD MAKE A BIG DIFFERENCE.

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[info]ladyflowdi
2009-06-09 10:32 pm UTC (link)
Best Intentions Aside is the funniest. Thing. Ever. Arthur is such an ASSHOLE. But the hilarious kind. Assholes need love too, naturally :D :D :D :D

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[info]awayfromlife
2009-06-09 10:37 pm UTC (link)
And what if I like Merlin but have a turdface, huh? HUH? I feel persecuted.

Hah, I have TWO essays due Friday, so I w... um. I think that atually means I lose.:(

That song is great, but I'm the type of asshole who never gives full points even to those who deserve it. So that 9 is basically 10.

Compulsory Bradley-face loving goes here. ♥

Also, good luck with the essays.

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[info]rane_ab
2009-06-09 10:39 pm UTC (link)
... I would just like to say that I totally guessed those fics were you. Proof for the first one at least (well, 95 % sure, but mostly because I was a little surprised at the anon posting - and I still need to comment, but hey, just had my last two exams today *wipes brow*), and I only started to suspect about the second when I reread it today, but then I was, hm, maybe 80 % sure. And then I laughed at myself and told myself I was probably just hallucinating due to exams, BUT I FEEL ALL CLEVER NOW.

I'd write your essay, but I'd have to ask how many points your teacher awards for insanity creativity?

GOOD LUUUUCK.

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[info]rane_ab
2009-06-09 11:11 pm UTC (link)
... I just realised you only posted Best Intentions Aside today, anyway. So I read it twice today. But once was just before my exams, so it feels like it was ages ago. ;p

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[info]latenightcuppa
2009-06-09 10:59 pm UTC (link)
MY PAID TIME IS ALSO ENDING IN A MONTH, EXCUSE ME I MUST GO AND POST A BUNCH OF POLLS.

also, that song is awesome and very much a M/A song.

good luck with the essays!

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[info]meewunk
2009-06-09 11:15 pm UTC (link)
I said yes a lot. Is that the right answer?

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[info]recarte
2009-06-10 12:17 am UTC (link)

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[info]mossylawn
2009-06-10 12:21 am UTC (link)
My computer crashed ten times today, when it finally worked and I saw your post? It was all worth the frustrated swearing and raging.

ALSO. GET OFF THE FUCKING INTERNET HELEEN. IT'S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD!! (what is that essay on? i may write it in exchange for porn)

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[info]tickled_pink
2009-06-10 12:48 am UTC (link)
I made the mistake of filling out the poll after I read the fics.

I'm not entirely sure how I answered as I was a big ball of fuzzy feelings when I did. xD

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[info]coffeejunkii
2009-06-10 01:11 am UTC (link)
ooh, it is very satisfying to know you wrote those! i wasn't sure about from russia, but the other one i had pretty much figured out as i was reading it. god, arthur was so mean to merlin and his little fannish obsession!! serves him right that he completely and utterly fell for merlin, ha. pls to be writing more awesome fic [rl is overrated].

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[info]ego_chan
2009-06-10 04:15 am UTC (link)
HAVE YOU TRIED PROSTITUTING YOURSELF TO MY UNCLE?

I HAVE NOT READ THOSE FICS. BUT THEN, IT'S NOTHING PERSONAL. I JUST SUCK.

THIS POLL DESERVES A CAPSLOCK COMMENT. I NATURALLY WILL PROVIDE. BECAUSE I'M A GIVER. I JUST AM.

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[info]loftily
2009-06-10 04:56 am UTC (link)
SCREAM THIS BEST INTENTIONS ASIDE FIC IS THE GREATEST THING TO EVER HAPPEN TO THE INTERNET

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[info]luisadeza
2009-06-10 06:41 am UTC (link)
HAHAHA, I can has be feeling slightly smug for a second?
Because I read 'Best Intentions Aside' and thought 'That's got to be Heleen's, sounds just like her!'
Loved them both!

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[info]sillyshy
2009-06-10 10:08 am UTC (link)
YES PROCRASTINATION *_* *ignores exam paper*

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(Anonymous)
2009-06-11 04:59 am UTC (link)
So I'm like reading your comment fic and squeeing and. Well. One day I resolve to delurk but for now I'm too shy because holy shit, you are one of my favorite writers EVER. I don't know why I don't just put your lj on my rss feed; I check for updates at a frequency that can't be healthy.

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[info]itsbeenvery
2009-06-13 04:04 am UTC (link)
I support delurking, [info]derryere is probably one of the funniest people on LJ who isn't an asshole, and that's something. Usually nice people aren't very funny or worth rssing (though they're great for fund-raising).

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[info]o_deanna
2009-06-11 05:46 pm UTC (link)
You know what? I love you even more than the commenter above me. For serious. Your posts brighten my day.

Ooh, thank you for the MP3! I hadn't heard it before! It's amazing and totally spot on. I've been planning an M/A fanmix this week :D.

I can't wait to read your fics!

Good luck with the essay! <3

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[info]tatsumaki
2009-06-12 06:17 am UTC (link)
TICKY BOXES!!!! *TICKS*

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[info]itsbeenvery
2009-06-13 04:07 am UTC (link)
Arthur is the dude from the Lord of War! Which sucked! But there's a heating unit! In Russia! It's mainly

HAHAHAHA, what have I DONE. "The chick? Is a dude."

Well I can tell I'm going to get nowhere on this essay tonight. THANKS A LOT.

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[info]epictimesthree
2009-07-09 06:32 pm UTC (link)
Oh, I KNEW "From Russia, With Love" was by you. It was stunningly well-written, by the way. It's just - a hundred times better to me now knowing you wrote it.

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