I have stopped resisting. I'd say this is the last time, but, seriously, who am I even kidding by now? THIS WILL KEEP HAPPENING NO MATTER WHAT.

Fandom: it appears I am your bitch.

the way out is through | R | 8900 words | Written for kinkme_merlin. Prompt: Arthur/Merlin. When Arthur and Merlin go to drop Mordred they are followed by Uther's knights and all the druids are massacred and the three have to run with a bounty on their head.

BETA'D BY scifijunkie, THE LANCE TO MY DRE, WHO PEERS INTO THE SOUL OF MY FICS AND TELLS ME TO ADD MORE COMMAS. And a bedroll.

( the way out is through )

And, as is the custom, a song. Two songs. One to go with the fic, and one to go with the feeling of HSKJDFHK WEEKEND, SHIT, THAT'S AWESOME!

1. Mason Proper - Point A to Point B (aaahaha, "STEPHANIE, HERE'S SOMETHING YOU WAN'ED!")
   
2. Fol Chen - Cable TV (this one's HOT.)
   
   

Now, let the two days of uninterrupted sleep commence.

It's ICING, people! And there's snow, too. PRETTY. Cold as shit, yeah, but pretty. I can say this, because I don't have classes today which means I bum around in my pj's w/ the heating cranked up to eleven. THEN it's pretty. When it's outside, WAYYY outside.

Last week, back when I still had freedom, my sis and I went ... uuhh, walking on the ice? YEAH. We have one pair of skates at home and they're made for tiny feet, so we don't do that. We stick to shuffling around the ice. Occasionally running and going 'whoo!' is acceptable, but overall, we try to keep the movements to shuffling and flailing.

PICTURE TIME.



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Aaaand all the reveals are officially up! So, as promised, a massive dumpage of fandomming. Must you give your undivided attention to these, even if you have a life beside the internet and it's sickeningly long and you don't even ship the ship? YES, IS THE ANSWER. YES YOU DO. YOUR INCENTIVE: MY ETERNAL LOVE.

• Title: Monochrome Kids
  Rating: Light R
  Pairing: Draco/Hermione
  Warnings: Language and oddness and poetry
  Summary: Hermione’s writing letters to her future boyfriend.
  
  
• Title: Things We Mistook for Contempt
  Rating: R
  Pairing: Ron/Draco
  Summary: Draco goes on a mini-break.
  Warnings: AU for ‘where the fuck did all the magic go?’, Ron/OMC, language and--well, just downright weirdness :3 (ETA :D If I'm all up here plugging myself, might as well go all the way, right? I did a little art for this one, too. If y'wanna see it, clickah tha hereaah!)
  
  
• Title (art, btw!): The Time Harry Couldn't Stop Being Naked
  Rating: PG15ish for suggestive nakedness. WHUT, IDK what else to call it!
  Pairing(s): Harry/Ron
  Warnings: Butts. And image-heavy. Image-heavy butts! :P
  Summary: Ron wakes up one morning to find Harry naked in the kitchen. Why? He can't put on clothes. No, I mean, he cannot put on any clothes. Weirdness and more weirdness follows.
  
  
• Title: My Old Ways
  Rating: NC-17
  Pairing(s): Harry/Draco.
  Warnings: *deep breath* plot-induced OOCness, AU for serious muggle lifestyle, language, boysex, hetsex, crack, feelings, flangst, canon-pairings, first-person, a lot of words, and the weird. Loads of weird (ETA: hdkjfh do I really warn for weird w/ every fic I write? OK. NOT COOL.)
  Summary: In trying to become a better person, Harry seeks the help of a certain professional.

Hey, remember that time I said I wasn't going to do a fest? Ever? Again? Yes. I'm over that now. HD_WORLDCUP, HAPPEN NOOOOWWWW *excited*