WHAT DOES IT MEAN, GUYS, what does it mean when you turn off last.fm before listening to your top40 playlist?

HAHAH SOMETIMES I THINK I'd dislike myself a whole lot more if the patheticness of some of the shit I do wouldn't automatically AMUSE ME SO MUCH.

LINKSSS! Then sleep.

• aeroport_art's Merlin to Arthur fanmix. JUST. LOOK. AT. IT. Personally, I think it's the most ingenious way of theme execution in fanmixes I've ever seen before. I mean, aside from the fact that the mix itself it brilliant, the songs are just--so SHARP (idk, okay, that's what my brain is telling me to say right now), and it's such a wholesome compilation that I SWEAR won't go off repeat for days, the way the lyrics are incorporated with the letter premise, and the theme of it, that just blew me uh-way. RUN DON'T WALK GO GET IT.
  
  
• lizardspots's arts: Like Velvet (NC17, peeps). !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, AND WHY YES, YES THOSE ARE THE EXCLAMATION MARKS OF PORN. BUT OH, GOD, WHAT AN IMAGE. I just literally GURGLED in my THROAT when I saw it. I--don't want to say anything that'll give it away if you haven't seen it yet, because the first reaction of total surprise is brilliant like that, but let me just tell you this: fkudhfgjhfjgjfg FROTTAGE. If you know Spots' arts, then you know to cushion your jaw beforehand, yes. And if you don't, then go ahead and do it anyway. I'm telling you: you'll need it.
  
  
• HAHAHA you know something is wrong with your priorities when, instead of studying for your upcoming RESIT exam, you end up writing a 4K commentfic of PORN for no other reason than "but it's Meeeeeeerrrliiinnn ♥". kinkme_merlin, this was not supposed to happen. Anyway, this is what I did tonight:
  
  
  • Users are Loooosers, (a nasty shade of) NC17. Prompt: Arthur/Merlin, AU future!fic - Merlin's a whiz-kid chemistry student at uni who mixes/grows/magics drugs to pay the bills. Arthur's a new client who's hesitant about the product, so Merlin agrees to sample with him. Massive bonus points for touchy-feely hallucinating!Arthur and composed!Merlin.

And now, for closure: I walked by one of those shoe-trees today, you know, the ones where people throw their old shoes onto? Anyway. I had a silly thought. GIGGLED. MADE A MACRO, AS ONE WOULD. SHARING IT NOW. Though you don't have to giggle, really.



PS, NO COMMENTS FOR ME UNTIL I GET MY SHIT TOGETHER AND REPLY TO EVERYTHING ELSE FIRST. ALAS. It's tough love, self. TOUGH LOVE.

I. Well. Uhm. PORN.

Title: Freedom Hangs Like Heaven
Rating: POoOooOooORN
Word Count: About 9k
Pairing: Merlin/Arthur
Warnings: OH HELLO THERE, ANGRY EMO YET INSECURE ARTHUR!
Beta: The brains behind it all (y'know it), mastah scifijunkie! ♥
A/N: Written as a brain!melt reply to lizardspots's art for kinkme_merlin, Trusty Steed, (NC17). (And maybe also Afterglow, if you look close, because jhgshdgfdhg awwhh!) Idk why it's so long. I--I just don't know.
Summary: It's happened five times and they don't talk about it.

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Okay.

NO MORE PLOTLESS PORN UNTIL I FINISH BIG BANG.

. . . SERIOUSLY. I MEAN IT.

I'm sick. And woozy on ibuprofen. And grumpy. This is what happens when you bum around in bed all day feeling sorry for yourself.

UNEXPLAINED NECKING SNIPPET. For necking is my favourite. And I needed to balance all the angst glaring at me from my word doc. And the general angst that is me being sick. Clearly, chicks can get mancolds as well. Should've seen me last night. OH LOL, I wish I'd recorded every single 'I'm gonna diiiiiiieee I'm gonna diiieeeee' so I could play it back next time I'm sick and maybe not overreact as much.

...YEAH, AS IF.

Merlin/Arthur, PG13. Totally random neckporn. For scifijunkie, who looked it over and just generally deserves random necking.

( I asked for a hickey. Not a NECK TRAUMA. )