Snippets from unfinished fics! Haven't actually posted anything ACTUAL fic-like ever since the 'Bang, so this is sort of me trying to seem productive. WHICH I HAVE BEEN! Just. Also very flaky :3

ANYWAY. Onto the ficcage!

(AND NOW it's like, what? 30 minutes later? THIS IS HARD. I can't choose passages. And I'm cold. WANT TO POST EVERYTHING AT ONCE. GAH. Why am I hungry upstairs and when I go down I'm good again? WHY? WHY IS THIS?)

( M/A, an unfinished something for Bina. )

( M/A, RIDICULOUS MODERN AU OF RIDICULOUSNESS. Gwen leaves Merlin, the chem teacher, for Arthur, the martial arts teacher at the local gym. Merlin gets drunk, challenges Arthur to a duel. Hilarity ensues. )

( Morg/Gwen, Modern AU snippet for puckling :D )

( M/A, 'nother modern AU, this one written for KMM. The life of secretly!gay Arthur and his dick of a father. )

( M/A, another unfinished KMM prompt. Wanking over the battlements, I think? Never even got to the battlements. HDSKJF WHY DOES THE CASTLE AND GUARDS AND SHIT ALWAYS DISTRACT ME, IDEK D: )

Aaaand more that I can't post because that's against the rules and also I have a few ~surprises~ which I'll definitely ruin by blurting out everything if I keep talking for a second longer. SO SHUSH, CHILDREN. Let's instead watch Ezra Koenig sing in a video instead of living IN MY PANTS :C ETA, I meant Ezra. In my pants. NOT CHILDREN IN MY--WELL. YEAH. God that whole sentence really fucked itself up somewhere between my brain and the keyboard XD

Heading to bed (exam tomorrow, ohmyfuckingod I am so not ready), but before I do I just wanted to share this:

( Merlin 206 spoilers? SORT OF? RPS SPOILERS? BIGGEST FUCKING ONSCREEN LOVE AFFAIR SPOILERS? Whatevs, point is, they're doing it. )

Ngh. It's getting too easy *_*

Who else needs this like burning? Tuesdays are just extended versions of Mondays and everyone knows it. I NEED A HUG. Merlin needs a hug. Arthur needs a hug more than anyone. And I have a feeling that you, friend, won't say no to a hug as well at the moment.

Totally and completely ganked from ras_elased, who hosted the jshgd brilliant kissing meme a while ago :D And also, just noticed they had a wonderful round of this at last week's fleet party (should really take a look over there if you have time, people. MULTISHIP HUGS THAT'LL WARM YOUR HEART, GAH ♥).

Now,

♥ Merlin/Arthur Hug Meme ♥

Hug meme! Make A and M hug. Is it a spell? Before a battle? A cuddle? The accidental expressing of emotions on escaping death? PUSHED TOGETHER BY MEDDLING KNIGHTS? Stuck in a hole in the ground? Everything works! As long as there are arms and limbs and the crushing of ribs, you're good <3

The rules:
1. Porn = allowed (WHAT WHAT), as long as it's still about the huggin' :)
2. Post your Merlin/Arthur hugs in the comments below.
3. No wank. Only love.
4. GLOMP EVERYONE ♥

Want to share? LO:

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(w/o le colour:)

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ETA!: we now have a hugs masterlist! ALL CREDIT GOES TO THE VERY KIND thisissirius ♥

SEE NOW this is what happens when you've got a midterm in five hours. YOU WRITE FIC. Or something like it, anyway.

Super belated EP1 codas. I've got some for EP2, but they're not done, so. SO. Those will happen tomorrow, THESE are happening now.

I'm Bolding This So It'll Look Like An Explanation (But It's Not, Really, It's Mainly Bullshit Hurray For Bullshit! \o/): okay, so, here's the thing. The new season? I do not know whether to laugh or go 'WHAT WHAT WHAT' a lot. CONFUSED YET AMUSED. SO! I have two codas. One accepting BBC's interesting take on both Merlin and Arthur's characterisations so far (ADMIT IT, secretly, you all LOVE IT. SUPER EMO MERLIN, GOD, we've been waiting that shit forEVER), and another slightly more redeeming one. Redeeming for whom, you ask? EVERYONE. EVERYONE GETS REDEEMED. AWESOME.

Coda 201a goes out to zarathuse, who promised to record a dramatic reading of this and publish it as a podfic. YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW BAD I NEED THIS TO HAPPEN. PLEASE HARASS HER UNTIL SHE CAVES, FLIST.

201b goes out to, uuuuhhh, whoever wants it. Does anyone even wants it? It's GEN. RATED G. WHO WANTS THAT? leandergasped, I think this is perfect for you. GOOD, CLEAN FUN. PERFECT.

(Let it be known that this is the most gen thing I've written in three years. The last one was about Neville LBottom being stuck in a living bunker with Seamus, reading Nostradamus and decidedly not wanking. AND EVEN THAT ONE WAS AT LEAST PG13. SO. SO!)

Merlin 201a/b codas | G | M/A preslash | A) Emo Merlin, You Are Emo | B) Sit Down Child And Let Uncle Arthur Explain To You Why He's Such A World-Class A-Hole | Beta'd by the lady. YOU KNOW WHO. cherrybina. THE LADY.

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In the meanwhile, this. I recommend going through those pictures while listening to this song, then gazing a good fifteen minutes at that last shot. WHILE PLAYING THAT SONG ON REPEAT.

If you don't see the love by then, baby, you're a lost case. LOST.

OKAY. Now I'll go spend a while pretending to study even though I won't process any of it, and then fall asleep on my notes. DROOLING. ~*THE GOOD LIFE*~

ETA:

♥ Merlin/Arthur Kiss Meme ♥

Go *_*

zarathuse and derryere's INSTANTO REACTION:

( D: SPOILER. Z: Disowning. Also dubcun, maybe triggering. )